Snippets overheard in the classroom:

 

"Aunt J......'s getting married and I'm going to stay in a hotel

2 nights and get free breakfast 2 times, and I get to be the ring master."

 

 

Overheard in the dramatic play area on a play phone

"Jake, from State Farm? Hello Jake from State Farm."

 

Breakfast discussion: "My brother burps a lot."

"My Dad toots really loud and it's really stinky."

 

Yep, You can't make this stuff up!